|The Great Unifier's Great Excuse
||[Sep. 4th, 2012|07:12 am]
Remember when Our Dear Leader promised to unite red States and blue States before he was crowned king? During an interview, he revealed why he didn't keep that promise: he instead used the time to be with his family.|
That's right, ladies and gentlemen! Because Barak Hussein Obama had to attend to Michelle "My Belle" Obama's fat ass, he couldn't get his to Capitol Hill to bring about bipartisanship.